is the funniest guy on the planet. He makes me laugh like no one else can. That, together with the fact that he's a total cynic and possesses a vast store of arcane trivia makes him one of my favorite people to be around. He even manages to pull off that rarest of stunts: having a sincere concern for the environment without being mewlish or militant about it.
Hails From: Florida
Occupation: Environmental Litigation Research
Hobbies: Reading, making jokes at the expense of others.
My favorite moment with him: Any one of the zillion times we've driven around or had dinner and acted like complete idiots.